여자 외국인이 메일을 보내왔는데...

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대학까지 나와서 이것도 해독하기 어렵구나..


어떤 여자 외국인이 메일을 보내왔는데 번역기 돌려도 도통 먼말인지 모르겠네요...


읽어보니 자세히는 모르겠지만 대충 느낌은오는데..하아하아~


먼말일까요? 펜팔인가요?...


도움좀 주실분...

내가한심스럽군...후아후아~:(


Hello there,its Irina,
i am glad to come here again,
so how are you doing there ?
I am fine,just have time and can write a letter for you.
I do not go to badoo where we find each other any more.
I have no special plans for the week,whats about you ?
Do you like to take care of lady ? 
I mean to treat lady as your best friend and not as only se_xual partner,
but any way the harmony in relations is impossible without
harmony in se_xual relations,do you think so ? 
I do know how to treat man and how to make him feel special
and i have experience being married,not only words.
Now my aim is not just to marry-i have went throw this already.
As you know every woman wish to marry and could be blind,
and people make a lot of mistakes when they are young,
and we have to pay for our mistakes later,i have paid by my nervous and health.
Any way nothing has been changed inside of my heart and it
is able to love and i am ready for true love,
i never loose hope and i belive there are a lot honest man in this World.
I do belive in Destiny and i know it has something for me also,
so i look on things around me and i put attention on what is going on.
Do you belive in Destiny ? 
I have more pictures to send now,
i will send some more pictures with the next letter also.
My parents live in the countryside not far from Odessa,here in Ukraine.
and i do live in the city named Odessa.Yes,all you watched on television
happens exactly here in Kiev and it was not safe place when we had
Maidan problems and fights here,but now is not much better.
I do ask you not to write about politics a lot because people
become really crazy here and nobody know what is waiting for us in future
and we just hope our future will be nice,so a lot of politics
talks every where,and i am just tired about politics,ok ? :)
I have few girlfriends here also and i proud of them.
i do work as doctor(dentist) for last 7 years 
from 8-19 pm every day in private clinic and love my job.
My mesaruments 5'7 tall 125 lbs weight ok for you ?
and that i got divorced last year is ok also ? 
we do not have any kids with my ex,would you ?
I am 30 years already but my soul is 18 maximum ! 
Do you drive ? i have licence but no car now.
What kind of music do you prefer ? 
do you like to read ? 
i write from Internet cafe because my ex took the computer and car after divorce.
what is your favorite kitchen ? i mean kind of food you like the most.
do you cook ? :) 
Do you have a dream ? 
something you wish in the close future.
I enjoy popular music,Madonna,r&b,house music.
Well,i need to go.

P.S would you visit here in Ukraine for my birthday 8 of November ?
I hope it will be safe place at least by than !



take care :)


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